Norriecorn is half unicorn and half Norwall and lives in a tree. He works at the crusty crab as a waiter and is good at it because he gives the people extra food and their money back. For fun, he blows bubbles by doing a twisty dance. He doesn't do so well in school because he always calls out. When he's home, he looks up at the flag, sees the stars and floats up into space. There they play football.
Horn-pooh has only one foot because the other one was pulled off by a black bird. He has big horns because his mom was Malificient and knocks people over with them. He also keeps predators away with them. He likes to dance by putting his horns on the ground and spins at the same time as a head stand. His horns also work as arms, and if he wants to pick something up, he has to bend all the way over. He's related to Mr Dadoode-Pooh and a few others because their names all end in pooh.
The Rude's are the rudest family on the planet Mars because they got poisoned by a fish. But they might have deserved it because they tried to eat the fishes' babies. They play football in space and the baby is the referee. There isn't much to eat so they eat dirt. But sometimes they do find special candy to eat. They are staying on Mars anyway because the people on Earth aren't so smart
